Bad stomach day
Meals
BREAKFAST
**coffee with soy milk and honey
**water
SNACK
**Cheezits
LUNCH
**none
SNACK
**saltines
**water
**Tums (ha ha)
DINNER
**plain pasta with oil and herbs
**a pot of peppermint-lavender tea
SNACK
**1/2 a small chocolate bar (oddly enough chocolate feels good on my stomach)
Pyramid
Veg: none
Grain: saltines, pasta
Fruit: none
Legumes: none
Dairy: soy milk
Seed/nut: none
Other: coffee, tea, honey, herbs, oil, chocolate
Bad: cheezits
Activity: 1.5 mile walk
Report
Listen, be sure to pay your traffic ticket in a timely fashion in Mass, otherwise they suspend your license and don't bother to tell you this. If you should be pulled over for whatever random reason and your license is suspended, it is considered a misdemeanor offense in the Commonwealth. The day before your arraignment, you'll probably get a really upset stomach, since you're already susceptible to them. Eat lite. Get some exercise. Try to sleep. Get to the courthouse early. Bring your friends in high places - ones who work in another city's court and probably used to go to the gym with the chief probate guy. This will get your case heard first, the Commonwealth will ask to dismiss the case, since you fixed everything immediately and you're just a little ol' spinster librarian lady, you'll pay a fifty dollar court fee and try to stop being so allergic to completing paperwork and other such things in a timely fashion. The end.
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